Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.
God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.
i think about this gif a lot
this guy in my precollege program broke up with this girl because he realized he was gay and she outed him to everybody in his school because she was mad he broke up with her so he fucked her brother and that is the wildest shit i have ever heard
My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep
I am going to just keep reblogging this thing forever.
if i ever go to jail it would probably be for something of this nature
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How to Really, Really Piss Off the Wesboro Baptist Church
i have never hit the reblog button so fast jfc
this is really great omg
everything is made of snoop dogg
i have been waiting for this post to come around again for a long long time
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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